“It takes a lot of talent to catch bread on fire but not melt the cheese.” (This one still makes me laugh when I think about it. And yes, he was referring to someone in this house’s spectacular cooking skills…)

“The bunnies are having parties under the trees at night. Have Mommy go show you.” (He’s right. The snow didn’t pile up in parts, and they’re going there to eat. The dog, apparently, is trying his best to catch them at it.)

“I’ve worked on the most sophisticated mechanical systems John Deere makes, and my wife asks me if I need help putting […] together.” (And she’ll keep asking. Because this just cracks.her.up.)