“The bunnies are having parties under the trees at night. Have Mommy go show you.” (He’s right. The snow didn’t pile up in parts, and they’re going there to eat. The dog, apparently, is trying his best to catch them at it.)
“I’ve worked on the most sophisticated mechanical systems John Deere makes, and my wife asks me if I need help putting […] together.” (And she’ll keep asking. Because this just cracks.her.up.)