“Sure, honey, you can eat all the chocolate.”
“Coffee? Never drink the stuff.”
“Um, no, we don’t have any Chips Ahoy or Nutter Butters in the house.” (At least, I won’t be saying this in a well-ordered universe…)
“I’d LOVE to go to the store!”
“Shopping? Sounds like a great way to spend time.”
“Man, I wish I’d never had those kids.”
“I think I’ll spend the day offline.” (OK, maybe I will say that one every once in a while, but it might just kill me…)
“It doesn’t matter if we’re late.” (Though, admittedly, I’m waaaay more laid back about this one than I’ve ever been.)
“No, we don’t need a picture of that.” (OK, there are some exceptions to this one too, though I’m more likely to take the picture and delete it…)
“Oh dear, I haven’t blogged in days!”
“Oh look, my blogroll’s shrinking!”
“Hmm, which blog should I read first? I seem to be all caught up!”
