Do the people in charge of the time change have kids?
Is it spring yet?
If it snows and no one measures it, will it melt faster?
Is cutting the tangle out of an unnamed person in my house’s hair cheating?
How long will it take for 20 inches of snow to melt?
Is it just me, or did Nestle’s Quik taste better back when it was in the metal containers?
Why don’t shrinking pills – or even stay-put-for-just-five-more-minutes pills – work on the kids in my life?
Have you voted? (You only have until the 17th!)