Me: Oh, don’t pick your nose!
Unnamed Toddler: Yes, AM!
Me: It’s gross. You don’t need to pick your nose!
Toddler of Much Persistence: Yes, DO!
Me: Why do you want to pick your nose? (I should have known better.)
Triumphant Toddler: SPIDER in my nose!
I think you should make an exception in a case like that.
Buggers I can understand…they belong there. Gross, but a kleenex handles them.
Please tell me he was just being a toddler and there really WASN’T a spider in his nose!
I’m goign to have nightmares now.